i am human garbage
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sulfursky:

How it feels to have a crush on someone:

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

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knightarcana:

x-file:

catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

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satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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Marry me.

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